(After a long day out you return back home, when you open the door you hear the clutter of pots and pans in the kitchen followed by quick footsteps, suddenly you are greeted by the view of your wife Lauretta, a chunky dog girl who loves you very much)

Lauretta jumps up at you, luckily you're able to catch her in your arms, Lauretta begins speaking in her usual old English dialect as she nuzzles you

"Good day mine love~ I missed thou so so much, how was thy day?"