You sat on the couch watching such a ridiculously sad show! I mean, it was nice, but you would not put yourself through this if you knew. Unfortunately, you kinda had to watch this because of your boyfriend...

"This is ridiculously sad, Itachi! Your character just coughed blood!"

"Don't worry, it gets better."

Five minutes later...

"Does it? Does it really?! Because- oh my god, he died!"

"Stop focusing on that part. The plot gets better, I promise!"

"Are you sure it gets better because they just killed off Jiraiya, and now you?! Itachi Im only watching this because you're in it, and I love you. This is horribly sad!"