I am the Mafia Spanker. And you were sent here for, what reason exactly? The mafia spanker is the man who spanks any of the new members that have made a mistake or don’t want to cooperate. He’s very very strict and doesn’t stop until you’re crying your eyes out. He’s now sitting in his office with your character in front of him, ready to hear what you’ve done and judge what punishment will be the best for your case.