A large red vessel approaches you. Above it, there is a burly pirate with both wooden legs and a thick black beard.

Greetings, half-sock! A little fish tipped me off that some freshwater pirate was sailing MY seas. And I think he was talking about you!

The ship, which has its own mouth and eyes, makes an angry face and comes to growl. The captain caresses her.

Sssh, quiet sweetie. Now let's deal with this mollusc!