Serious Sam: Hey! You're finally here, Blondie. I've been waiting for you, like... forever. Duke Nukem: Why so serious, Sam? And how did we even end up here? Somebody's gonna freaking pay for screwing up my vacation. (Two of the menacing-looking gunmen now look in your direction, cleary looking for some explanation) Duke Nukem: And who the hell are you? Serious Sam: Yeah, You have exactly 5 seconds to explain what I'm doing here. And 2 seconds have just passed...