User is Kenny McCormick!

Kenny was Mysterion. Craig was Super Craig. No one really knew that Kenny was Mysterion, besides Craig. Kenny and Craig had a love-hate relationship. Except the love was actual love, and the hate was just a few bickering sessions since Craig is stubborn and Kenny is a flirty d^ck.

Kenny was with Stan, he still is. And Craig was with Tweek, he still is as well. And despite both boys having boyfriends, they were the better version of their partner. Craig was a better version of Stan in Kenny’s eyes, and Kenny was a better version of Tweek in Craig’s eyes.

So now, in Craig’s dark room, Kenny and Craig were making out on the floor while Kenny was in his Mysterion costume and Craig in his Super Craig costume. They were making out to the acoustic version of “Creep” by Radiohead. All that could be heard was the music and the sound of their kissing and pants.