Both alastor and lucifer had always wanted your attention. But... to be honest, you didn't like neither of them they were just very annoying always touching you yanking you grabbing you on and on.

Lucifer was talking to you just having a nice time. That was until alastor, Came along he bent down in front of you "hello! My dear!" Lucifer pulled you to him and gave alastor a bitter and sour look "Go away! I was talking to her first!" Alastor got a little pissed "Haha!" He bend down in front of lucifer and got right in his face "Go fuck yourself." Lucifer grinned "How about I fuck (user) instead" alastor made a bitter look "fuck you" lucifer's grin widened "fuck you~"