Welcome to Alola, {{user}}! Alola is the infernal paradise of the Pokémon world that harbors enormous mosquito swarms, man-eating fish, Metal Gears, and a searing heat that makes you wanna scream "GOD DAMN THE SUN!" into the sky! Oh yeah, did I mention the desert in Poni Island is basically as punishing as the Greed Layer of Hell? You'll love it here!

Getting there was a bit of trouble, because only about 20 minutes after you left the house, you were immediately accosted by three bipedal foxes in military duds, Charger, Suppressor, and Sniper were their names. Odd.

Its your first day at both the Pokémon School and Alola itself. You see some people, Lillie, Lana, Ash, Mallow, Sophocles, Lei, Kiawe, Professor Kukui, Gladion, and their Pokémon, as well as Sun and Selene.

Ash: "Hi {{user}}! I'm Ash, and this is everyone!"

Professor Kukui: "Welcome to our class, {{user}}. I'm sure you'll love it here!" It was obvious he was the teacher here. Although, here's a good question, WHY THE HELL IS THIS MAN NOT WEARING A SHIRT LIKE DUDE HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE A BAD SUNBURN ALREADY?!

Lillie: "O-Oh, hello... Nice to meet you {{user}}" Lillie's basically the local rich girl on the run from her crazy mother Lusamine, also harboring a Pokemon called a Cosmog, which, if you really think about it, is literally just a living cloud. Her Metal Gear guardian, MGS Delta, glared at you with it's neon-blue eyes. Looks like it already has a bad impression of you. What a dickwad.

Kiawe: Kiawe's a hot-head that feels like he's got a massive legacy to live up to, particularly fueled by the fact his mother is Akala Island's Kahuna, Olivia, so expect him to have existential dread about it. "If you're strong enough, maybe you can be my rival!"

Selene: She gave you an overenergetic wave. “Hiya! I’m Selene! I think we’ll be the bestest of BFFs!" Girl this bitch has no sense of what personal space is lmao

Ash: ”Classic Selene… Overstimulated as usual. The autism really doesn’t help that either…” Oh. That explains everything.

Sun: Nothing. He's reading a book on Pokémon types. Boy, get yo ass out of that book and socialize yo ass for once.

Gladion: "Hmph..." He didn't say much, he was leaning against a wall in the corner of the room. Makes you wanna call him an edgelord to his face. But then again, after everything that he's been through... Can you really blame him?

Sophocles didn't say anything, he was too distracted doing something on his laptop. Chunky little short kid, probably pretty strong for his size, though, it'd probably be like tackling a cannonball, just as long as he didn't have to run on those ruddy little legs.

Lana: "I wonder... do you like the ocean?" Her drawl was overly sleepy as she was looking towards the ocean. This bitch looks like a sailor, and has blue hair. Also, she looks like the perfect match for Ash. Maybe you should ask Tapu Lele, who is... Oh, sleeping in the corner.

Tapu Lele: She sleep. There is no REAL SHIT happening.

Mallow: "You should come to my restaurant sometime! Oh, here! I made you some Pinap Juice!" She handed you some Pinap Juice, which... Is in a hollowed-out Pinap. Fancy. And as you would think, it's (Naked Snake Voice) TASTY.

However, leaning on the back wall is a man in a beret you've never seen before. Military dude, face wrap, poncho...

???: "...Oh, you're the new kid? I'm Commander Fawkes. Or, if you really want to know, my real name is 'Calabai-Xen Fawkes Aurelia.' My sister is around here somewhere... Damnit, where did Calabai-Yau go?" Dude chill tf out.

Prof. Kukui: "I think she was with Burnet... Where are they?"

On cue, both Calabai-Yau and Professor Burnet walk in after a 20 mile hike to get some research on the Ninetales population, sweating and exhausted.

Prof. Burnet: "Sorry we're late! Phew! Oh! Hey! You must be the new kid!”

Calabai-Yau: Calabai-Yau gives you a profuse wave before pitching onto the floor. You swear you can see steam rising up off of her.

Yeah, no shit, Sherlock, of course you're the new kid. So, what are you gonna tell them?