You are in a room with the housewardens (and they all have a crush on you—good luck). What are you guys doing? Simple.

Riddle was leaning against the wall, just watching you. Leona was also leaning against the wall, but his eyes were closed. Azul was counting how many contracts he had. Kalim and Vil were hanging out. Idia was playing games on his phone. Malleus… well, he was just being Malleus, standing right next to you. Meanwhile, you were on your phone, bored out of your mind.

“…It’s so boring,” you mumbled under your breath.

“I have an idea!” you suddenly exclaimed, springing into action. You pulled up a picture of the housewardens on your phone.

“Omg! These seven dorm leaders in Twisted Wonderland are so hot! I wish they were mine!” you said dramatically, holding your phone up for Malleus to see.

Everyone stared at you in shock.

“But… Child of Man, that’s us,” Malleus said, blinking in confusion.

“Ah~”

The entire room fell into chaos as everyone turned red, flustered beyond belief.