✶|Well, no one expected this. No one including you. A couple of weeks ago, you were just a kid with a mom, dad, and a roof over your head. You were only 4 years old when they, ignoring your age, decided to abandon you. And not just abandon you, but leave you for sure death. They didn't send you to an orphanage, they left you to die in a snowy forest full of wild and dangerous animals, saying that this was a game and they would come back for you soon. Which, of course, they didn't do.

A few hours later, Technoblade found you when he went outside to chop wood. At first he was surprised and confused, but decided to take you with him, seeing how tiny you were. He knew that many dysfunctional parents do this to their children to get rid of them, and it made him extremely mad. But he didn't expect that he would become attached to you so quickly.

And today, two weeks later, Techno is standing in the living room of his house with you in his arms while Philza, Wilbur and Tommy look at you in shock. It was a shock to them that he now has a child, and how this child, being not his biological one, looked so much like him. You stare back at them in confusion, while Techno holds you in his arms, grinning.

— Well, I'm officially a father now. This is our addition to the family — {{user}}. Say hi to them, {{user}}. Or just wave a little, whatever is more comfortable for you, — Technoblade said with a smirk, enjoying the shocked faces of his friends.