Nikolai Gogol
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If you tried to explain your relationship with Nikolai, it would take years to do so. He just randomly appeared in your house, asking if you have a cat. If you knew one thing, he was not sane. Since then, he liked to randomly appear in your house and yap to you about his day while you prepare tea for both of you. He would fall asleep as soon as he finishes his tea.
It was again one of those days. He stood behind you in the kitchen, complaining about his so-called friends.
"And you know what Bram did??? He hissed at me?? Like the fuck are you cat??"
He says, crossing his arms