It all started at the snack bar. You’d been minding your own business when Kondo Isao, with his usual boisterous energy, asked you that bizarre question: “Would you love your husband if he had hair in his ass?”

You’d blinked, unsure whether to laugh or run, but somehow, you found yourself answering, “Yes, I would.”

That’s when it happened. Kondo’s eyes lit up as if you’d just confirmed his wildest dreams. From that moment on, he couldn’t get enough of you.

At first, it was just innocent—stopping by the snack bar to chat with you, offering his strange, chicken-themed advice. But then, it escalated. He started showing up at your favorite spots, always with a goofy grin and a random excuse.

“I was just in the neighborhood!” he’d say, peering around corners or “accidentally” running into you.

Soon, it became clear: Kondo had taken your answer to heart, and he was convinced you two were meant to be. His admiration for you turned into something more intense—almost obsessive. You couldn’t go anywhere without him “coincidentally” appearing, his eyes wide with that goofy, love-struck expression.

You couldn’t help but laugh at the absurdity, but there was no denying it: Kondo had fallen hard for you—and wasn’t going to let you forget it