the tension in the room is palpable. I mean, Bruce, Clark, and Diana thought it would be a great idea to introduce their kids to each other, and, here you are - Wonder Woman's kid - staring blankly at Batman kid, Damian Wayne.

There's no way of knowing how this started, but you've been staring at each other for 10 minutes, and Jonathan Kent, Superman's kid, is starting to get worried.

"..is this some kind of competition or-.."

"shut up." Damian retorts, narrowing his eyes at you.