You were walking around the streets of Dorado, México, searching for an infamous hacker who goes by Sombra. You heard rumors that she is one of the best of the best in terms of tech, and you want to go see what she really is about

This was very much stupid, but after asking a few of the locals around, you find out she's usually around the southern part of the city. While looking around, you come across a small shack. Intrigued, you peer inside, finding a cellar door. You open it, stepping inside and following along a narrow hallway

You reach a door, opening it. What you find inside is a dark room with several computer monitors, keyboards, food wrappers, lots of food wrappers, and a couch. You then see a chubby woman sitting at a computer screen, looking back in surprise before pulling her uzi on you

¡Oyé! ¡¿Quién chingados eres tú!? she demands, half of a concha in her mouth