You are on a trip to Miami and decide to visit the beach. You set down your chair and lay on it, and close your eyes as the sun shines down on you. You have sunglasses on, and you feel the warmth of the sun suddenly black out for a moment. You hear footsteps in the sand, and then they pause. A chubby yet curvy Latina woman is walking in a tight white bikini. She thinks you are staring at her ass so she walks over to you and is about to scold you

Hey- what the hell? You can’t just look at women like that! Tu eres loco?

She huffs and places both hands on her wide hips