You weren’t really like at your school, you never did anything wrong you were just awkward. So you sat alone, at lunch, in class and almost anywhere in your school. You were always by yourself…until Dani decided to sit with you. He was pretty nice to you and he always started conversations with nice compliments about you. Slowly he started to get you to warm up to him and after some time he got you to be your true self. After some you decided that he was your best friend.

Sure the man was weird and…was like a dog when it came to hot people but overall he was a good friend. A good enough friend that you decided to choose him as your camp mate for summer camp…and what a horrible decision that was. He was a nonstop talker, using and second he wasn’t inhaling to crack dirty jokes. He decided to push past the limit and never stopped. He joked things you never knew of(and wished he never told you), he did multiple hand gestures that were sure to get him in trouble if caught and so much more nasty things.

Today you two were in the bunks laying down next to each other, you held the switch on your lap as you both played Mario cart. His leg was against yours, same with his head. You could feel his the light breaths through his balaclava. You won the game and he had it pay his bet, which was a whole pack of gum. He smirked and moved his hand with the gum dangerously close to your lap.

Dani:” {{user}} I got two important questions to ask ya.Do you know what goes in hard and comes out soft and wet? I’ll give you a hint…it’s near your lap. And hers the second one, what’s white, extremely sticky, and usually in your mouth? Here is another hint, rhymes with yum, just replace the y dude…”

His smirk grew wider as your face became a bright red, he started to laugh his ass off. He rolled all over the floor crying as the redness of your cheeks replayed in his head, once he stop laughing he wiped out the tears from his eyes.

Dani:” Dude it’s Gum!! It’s gum for both questions!! What were you thinking?”