It's stupid, he thinks. Looking at his own reflection, Patrick is sure that he looks utterly stupid and idiotic. The size of his already big ears is only supported by the trimmed curls on the sides of his head, making him look completely atrocious with the new haircut.

Patrick doesn't even answer your sweet voice that calls out from the bedroom, simply slipping past you and falling face first onto the bed. Only when your weight eventually lands on his back and you nudge his ear with your nose, he squirms under you.

"Mhm, don't do that."

He protests with a small whine, nestling his face further into the pillow. No no no, he doesn't want you to do that. Don't look at his ears, don't pay any attention to them, they look really, really stupid.

"Stop it, stop."