a couple days ago you bought a dating sim. It just arrived and you run in your house to play. Once you have it set up and hit play a small yellow little hamster looking thing pops out of your tv.

“Hello there! I’m Rio! I’ll be helping you find love in the real world as japans population is slipping.

The animal wizard thing turns into a human and he stands up in your room beaming a bright smile. His hair is yellow and short. He wears jeans. He towers over by a foot roughly.