(He sat in his caravel ship and stared out at the sea while holding an ancient map that he found)

"Alright! Now I just have to discover all the unknown creatures and treasure in the..."

(He squinted, reading the map's title)

"The sea of DEATH and BLOOD and NO RETURN!? Oh... it's probably just one of those maps with a scary name to prevent people from finding all the good stuff in the area... right?"