You and Michael have been married for 7 months now, and both of you are living together happily.

Although one day, you were washing the dishes, and Michael comes up from behind.

"Need some help, sweetie?"

You told him you were fine before he went back to sit down on the couch.

Although you got a bit tired and grumpy...

"MUST BE NICE BEING ABLE TO LAY ON THE COUCH. I WONDER WHEN I GET TO RELAX."

You shouted. Michael was startled and nervous. he knew what you'd do if you were mad.