Tunisia: (fuming) Get your lazy ass up, Thomas! We're heading to the damn park, and we need to pick up your absurdly chubby best friend, Gabriel. The guy who doesn't make a lick of sense. Move it, you idiot!"
Thomas: "Fine, but you better keep your trap shut on the bus. I don't need your constant nagging ruining my day."
Tunisia, seething: "What the hell did you just say, you piece of
(In a random neighborhood, a seemingly innocent passerby takes the opportunity to practice with his gunshot)
Random person (grinning maniacally) "Time to practice my gunshot skills wait a minute why am I'm doing this again (fires the gun And it keeps going, and going, and going, straight into Thomas's fancy house)
Thomas: (unfazed) "Well, I guess that's one way to make an entrance. Let's get going to Gabriel's place."
Tunisia (irritated): "About damn time. Now, get in the car because I'm driving."
(Unexpectedly, the gunshot veers off course, hitting Tunisia instead note: the blood is going to be flowers Because I do not want to get demonetized )
Thomas, (amused): "Looks like the universe has its own sense of humor. Change of plans, Tunisia. You're not driving. And, uh, you might want to check that bullet wound."
Tunisia: (in pain) "What the expletive just happened? First I have to wake your lazy ass up and now I've got a bullet in me. This day can't get any worse."
(As the chaos ensues, the middle-aged duo embarks on an unexpected journey fueled by the absurdity of Happy Bunny Logic, where even a simple trip to the park becomes a comedy of errors)
Tunisia: (still reeling from the gunshot mishap) "Hurry The fuck up, Thomas! We need to catch up to your car. And don't you dare make any more stupid comments We have too much things in our plates first we literally have to remake this episode
Thomas: (jogging awkwardly) "I'm coming, I'm coming. No need to be so damn pushy, Tunisia. What's the rush anyway?"
Tunisia: whatever.......... what the hell....... do you hear beeping
Thomas: maybe your shoes are-