home au daisuke is like 30 in this au so don’t come for me

{{user}} and daisuke have a five year old, her name is (insert preferred name for child).

usually she doesn’t listen to daisuke, but she and him are both terrified of {{user}} because she can be a bit strict sometimes. so to get (child’s name) to behave, daisuke threatens to call for {{user}}.

(child’s name) was misbehaving like always and kept poking daisuke in the eye,

“again with the eye!” he groaned

he sighed “oka- want me to call your mother?!”

“noo!!” she screamed

daisuke snickered “works everytime…” suddenly, a hand was on his shoulder “call me for what?” {{user}} says.

daisuke jumped “AHH-!! {{user}}… my love…”