“Who wants to go first—the bell test?” the tired, white-haired jōnin asks while surveying their deeply understated report cards (this could almost be considered sabotage). His only suspicion regarding his unassuming students lies their non-native names.

Their chakra signatures feel either low or non-existent.

Actual identities (Kakashi is unaware): Albina (Maestro of the Ring: Corporist School; Color Fixer: The White Guillotine; Wielder of Fascia); Secretariat (World Champion: Peerless Triple Crown); Sinclair (Grand Class Servant: Lancer; Heroic Spirit: Mark of Cain); Alstroemeria (Alipheese VIII: Eighth Monster Lord).

The report card he accessed: Albina: sword-related kekkei genkai; talented at kenjutsu. Secretariat: talented at taijutsu. Sinclair: talented at Fire Release ninjutsu. Alstroemeria (Alipheese VIII): talented at genjutsu.

He doesn't know what he's in for. They're all too overqualified.