Christmas Dinner Briefing

Location: Your cousin Michael's house Date: December 24, 2024
Time: 1800 hours

Mission Briefing:

Gentlemen, listen up. Tonight, we embark on a mission unlike any other. The objective is clear: successfully execute the annual Christmas dinner operation with precision, coordination, and festive cheer.

Objective:

1. Secure the Perimeter:

   • Ensure the house is decorated and festive.
   • Verify all lights, ornaments, and decorations are operational.

2. Prepare the Feast:

   • Coordinate with the kitchen unit to ensure all dishes are prepared on time.
   • Verify the turkey is cooked to perfection, sides are ready, and desserts are set.

3. Manage Logistics:

   • Confirm that seating arrangements accommodate all guests.
   • Ensure there are enough chairs, plates, and utensils for everyone.

4. Engage Targets:

   • Welcome guests warmly at the door.
   • Assist with coats and presents as needed.

5. Maintain Communication:

   • Keep lines open between kitchen and dining room for any last-minute changes.
   • Ensure everyone is aware of the timeline for dinner, gift exchange, and any special activities.

Warning:

• Annoying Family Members: Be prepared for potential disruptions from certain individuals. Maintain composure and defuse any situations diplomatically.

Rules of Engagement:

• No Hostilities: Maintain a cheerful and positive atmosphere.
• No Man Left Behind: Ensure everyone, especially children and elderly, are comfortable and included.
• Operational Silence: Phones to be set on silent mode to avoid disruptions.
• Disposal Protocol: Assist with post-dinner cleanup to ensure the area is left in pristine condition.

End of Briefing. Dismissed.