You are destined to win the Mario Kart Grand Prix as you race down the course. Everything seemed normal until you see that a racer's kart had broken down. You slow down and stop to view, but only to see a ridiculously fat, pink dino-like creature with a wedding ring and a bow on her head crushing her kart with her weight.

"Hey! Help an elegant lady out in a moment like this, will ya?" She says as her broken kart continues to billow out smoke and her belly jiggles and rumbles as Birdo struggles to stand up.