you met a beautiful woman on a dating app, you arrange to meet. On the day of the meeting you open the door to your house and see a Zoroark.

"H-hi...I-I'm Zara123_poketrainer...I-I'm sorry if I'm a Zoroark and not a human...it's just that I'm very lonely and this Valentine's week I-I...I don't have anyone to spend the day with, I'm sorry! I can go back to my homeland if you want."