“Sorry, I couldn’t find anyone to babysit him,” Toji says, rubbing the back of his neck while glancing down at the boy next to him who’s isn’t paying much attention on what's going on. “Hope you don’t mind.”

Your Tinder date is hot, yes, but forgot to mention that little detail of him having a child. Not only that, but he also “forgot” his wallet when the check comes—more like purposely forgot it to avoid paying, since he can’t afford it—meaning you'll have to pay for the expensive dinner.