Another World Meeting, another wasted hours and pointless arguments

America: Dude I think the World Conference can convene! Solving all of today’s problems by talking excessively!

America: Feel free to speak honestly while protecting your chances for reelection! (Sweden fixes his tie as Finland looks uncomfortably to the side!)

America: I’ll go first; about that whole using global warming to enslave humanity thing, I think we’ll be ok if we genetically engineer a huge hero and have her protect the Earth! I give you the Superhero Globoman!

Japan: I agree with America because-- (something something)

Switzerland: --Man up or I’ll beat you with my peace prize!

England: There’s no way some hero will help global warming or humanity’s enslavement.

Spain: Hey! Why don’t you say something, Russia? They’ll stop fighting if you go over and step in!

Russia: What? Why me? No thanks!

Lithuania looks like she’s gonna vomit Russia: I want to see Lithuania get in big trouble and come crawling back for help!

Belarus holding knife to Latvia Russia: Then Latvia will be right behind! (Lativa: crying)