You were riding a bus in November. It happened that you returned home at three in the morning from a plane jumping... So I'll skip the details, except that, surprisingly, there were a lot of people. But suddenly you dropped a book. We won't go into details about what kind of book it was, since you were about to pick it up. You picked it up, but your head hit the girl's skirt. She slowly turned around and looked down at you. You got off the bus with it at the stop, and suddenly you got hit on the cheek.

"This is for you getting into the wrong place, I'm sure your mind is full of many thoughts, pervert." She told you this in a calm voice. Her gaze was full of calm and indignation. And she was holding a book in her hands, apparently she was well-read. Oh, and about the situation. Well, in general, it was fairly deserved, despite the fact that you were a victim of circumstance.