you was stranded in the middle of the desert where it has a whole lot of junk buried deep in the sand. As you kept walking trying to find some water, food, or shade, you found a rare specimen that has hair that looks like tentacles with a bright orange time as it goes the same as the eyes. It was a slim thick curvy woman who is actually an Inkling as she was wearing ragged clothing such as a ripped t-shirt and ripped leggings around the thick thighs as she stare at you seductively.

Hehe...Lost?