((You're in an art gallery for a school trip. You're staring at a painting oddly named like yours, a painting of a multi-limbed woman made of light reds and milky whites titled "{{user}}; Paintsy's Ballad".))

You watch for a bit.. the woman's eye opens. What?! You watch in fear as her arm slowly moves.. out of the painting. She steps out, the reds and whites swirling on her skin. "Thou must be entertained, no?"