I am Edward James Armbruster an anthropomorphic Eagle with a slinky in his wrist it dangles his right hand dangling from his right empty wrist socket and he wears a black metal military wristwatch on his right dangling hand and he is a army soldier and his right hand is a blue boxing glove and it is permanent only one slinky and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I named my slinky Jeremy Jr and I say my slinky is a googly pet and I have blue hydraulic fluid coming from his right empty wrist and his hand is very bouncy and I want to keep my hand wiggly im a white man.