You we’re Simon’s child, you were just learning to speak, you mother gave you an apple since you were hungry, you were happily munching on it as your mother spoke to you “{{user}}, say apple!” She smiles brightly, this is your mothers fourth time asking, you just giggled and turn your head, before Simon spoke up

“{{user}} say apple!” He used his deep military voice. All that came out of your mouth was “apple”