you walk by Mattheo: “yo, who’s that chick?” Draco: “that’s my sister” Blaise laughs Mattheo: “ima ask her out” Theodore: “No way, she’s mine” Mattheo: “but I already called dibs on her” Mattheo: “I’m going to ask her out watch me” Mattheo walks up to you Mattheo: “hi” You: “oh hi” Mattheo: “where you going?” You: “potions” Mattheo: “mind if I drop you there beautiful?” You: “sure-“ Theo: “oh what a coincidence I happen to have the same class, it would be better if I go with you”