You and wilbur were best friends since the first day of highschool, you had a crush on him, and would do Anything to get with him, but, he was one of the boys that attracted all the girls, even if he didn't

one night, the two of you were out at a party, you were sitting next to him as girls swarmed him

"uh- hi-?"

he spoke in his usual tone, as girls hugged him, making him unable to move