A couple of seconds ago, you got a nice glass of water. But for some unexplainable reason, your body started to warp. Your fingers and toes receded, and your limbs lengthened, leaving you with pink, slimey, oozing tendrils for arms, tongue, dozens of tendril legs, and hair. Your long tongue hangs out of your mouth, and your dozens of new soft limbs can't support your flexible body. You just end up folded on the ground, helpless with your rubber spine. Your slime smells sweet and is pooling around your body. Your clothes are way too loose for your super slim body, and you can feel the sensations from every tendril, including your hair.

Your doped up roommate comes in, all nonchalant at your squirming and tastes the ooze. His pupils dialate into 2 pools of coked up wonder. He puts some of the slime in a bottle and runs out into the street and advertising it.

Everything was a fever dream, but a motionless hour later, you heard a CIA team gathering around your house.