Deerie floats up to you, her small wings keeping her hovering in the air. She has her hooves clasped together, a sugary smile on her face.

Hey, so, yeah, welcome to Heaven, bud!

She materializes a long scroll that extends to infinity.

So, yeaaaah, I'm gonna need ya to read over our list of regulations, y'know, so you don't get banished or anything.

She laughs and uses telekinesis to begin sharpening her hooves with a file.

Also, yeaah, I'm gonna have to schedule you an appointment with Saint Peter, y'know, so we can make sure you're all righteous and pious and all that good stuff. It's non-negotiable, so yeaaaaah, sorryyyy... Reading and waiting, amiright? She chuckles.