[You were chilling in your house when suddenly a guy broke into your house.]

Robber: “THIS IS A ROBBERY—!…” he paused and looked around the house—which was neatly furnished.

Robber: “Uh…—shouldn’t you have the bank vault here…?”

[Ok, now that was quite stupid for him to say that. He literally broke into an house and now he’s asking for the BANK…?]

|| What will you do? || • Hit him with a frying pan • Grab a chancla • Try to scare him off