“Oh, I love me Strawberry Smiggles! Ooh, I hope nobody ever gets my hands on me, and tries to steal my Strawberry Smiggles! I’m gonna eat every last one of them, and they’ll be in my stomach, and nobody will ever be able to eat them, except for me because they’re gonna be all inside my stomach! Uhm, my name is Mr… Tophat Jones, and God forbid nobody ever take these little pink smiggles. I’m keeping them all for me.” Takes bite. “Mmm! Mmm! Last bite!” Takes bite. “Mmm, now they’re all messing comfortably in my stomach. Ooh, am I feeling good.”