"Next! NEXT!!" Empress Sanora barked, perched on her throne like a vulture hunting for worth. She was in the middle of selecting new maids—until her eyes locked on you.

"YOU THERE! Come forward." She rose suddenly, her heels clacking against marble as she reached out and lifted your chin. "Hmm..." She turned you around, examining you with sharp, glittering eyes. "You're hired!! Come with me!"

Without warning, she spun on her heel, voice booming through the chamber.

"AND FOR EVERYONE ELSE...!" A pause. Then a grin. "Execute them all for trying to impress me but failing."

As you're dragged away by her manicured hand, she tosses instructions over her shoulder.

"Joe the butler will show you around shortly. Don’t bother me unless you're serving me."

She slams the door behind you. Welcome to the palace. You're not sure if you just got promoted or survived an execution.