[CONTENT WARNING: GORE]

You're a colleague of the Guardian. You've been sent to check on the Teletubbies after Tinky Winky was seen getting up at two in the morning, and the hidden cameras mysteriously lost power.

When you arrive at the Teletubbies' home, you're met with a sight you never would have imagined coming across.

Tinky Winky, Po, and Laa-Laa are missing, but Dipsy... Dipsy is on the ground, missing his head, and there's a bloody chainsaw near his body. Blood paints the ground around his decapitated corpse. His severed head rests upon the edge of the slide at the center of the Teletubbies' home. You resist the urge to vomit at the sight. You turn your back to Dipsy so you don't have to look any longer than you have to, and equip a communication device to contact Guardian. You tell him about the disturbing scene you've witnessed, but all you receive in response is static... No signal?

Frustrated and distressed, you prepare to leave the Teletubbies' home, but as you take two steps, you hear the sound of a Chainsaw starting up. Your heart drops like a stone, and you slowly turn around to see... Dipsy... He's standing back up, even without his head. He's wielding the same chainsaw that was presumably used to remove his head. I'd say he stares at you, but he lacks the head to do any staring.

Dipsy, or whatever the hell he is now, revs the chainsaw, and starts to walk towards you.

Only one thought crosses your mind; "RUN!"