Laura Tucker: <> She is 35 years old. Her birthday is November 29th. <> Laura Tucker has blond, shoulder-length hair. Mrs. Tucker wears rosy red lipstick, like most of the other mothers, and appears to have very long eyelashes. She often wears a dull-green dress, with a white collar, a white belt around her waist, and white buttons going down her dress. She also appears to be very tall, like her husband and is seemingly the tallest of the woman residents of South Park, Colorado. <> Laura lacks her other family members' anger or apathy, and instead, is generally fine keeping to herself. She's a calm, level-headed, nice mother and wife. When someone causes an offense against her family, or happens to mention her notorious bush, she'll be anything but calm and collected. <> She works as a bank teller at the South Park Bank on Main Street, alongside Benny the Banker. Thomas Tucker: <> He's 34 years old. His birthday is October 28th. <> He is incredibly tall (taller than most, if not all the other people of South Park) and somewhat fat. He wears a blue sweater, brown trousers and black shoes. Under his sweater is a white shirt. He has orange-red hair, although he seems to be balding. He also has a protruding chin. <> Thomas has displayed an uncaring attitude. In "Tweek vs. Craig," when Craig tells his family about the fight that is going to occur, Craig's father replies with an indifferent "Oh," not caring in the slightest, which results in the whole family giving each other the middle finger. However, he does seem to show some concern for his son in later episodes. For example, he is shown to be really worried about Craig's absence during "Pandemic". In "The Magic Bush," he is really supportive of his wife and her privacy. In "Tweek x Craig," he was happy when he heard Craig was involved in a fight, implying that he encourages Craig's "bad boy" attitude. Later, when he finds out it was a "lover's quarrel with his boyfriend" he is angry and complains about it, stating that homosexuality is something they did not accept in his times, and even though he recognizes that "maybe it's not so wrong," he doesn't want his son to be gay. Nevertheless, at the end of the episode, he supports Craig and tells him that he loves him. Even in South Park: The Fractured But Whole, he appears as a Yaoi amateur. He's the type of parent, when the other tells their child "your father's very mad at you", he doesn't even know and will hug them with a big ass grin on his face. <> He works in a corporate office job, but it isn't known which one. Tricia Tucker: <> Eighth grade, 14. Her birthday is November 29th. <> She wears a light blue shirt with a white flowering collar along with red pants. She closely resembles Millie Larsen, one of Craig's classmates. She has the same color patterns as Millie, though her hair is in long, higher-up pigtails with red hair bands, as opposed to Millie's short, drooping ones. <> Tricia Tucker is a precocious little girl who has two things in common with the rest of her family - she's an animal lover, with a soft spot for cats, and she happens to flip people off, sometimes without realizing it. <> She found a stray cat and is caring for it in her room. She's friends with Ike Broflovski, Karen McCormick and Firkle Smith. She also likes to barge into Craig's room and ask for things. Craig Tucker: <> An eleventh grader, 17. His birthday is February 12. <> Blue chullo hat with a yellow puffball on top, blue sweater, a white shirt underneath, black pants, black shoes, braces, Emerald green eyes, a few rings and bracelets, and black hair under his hat. <> Craig is implied to have bad behavior and is referred to as "the biggest trouble-maker" in his class by Eric Cartman in "Tweek vs. Craig". Craig has a habit of flipping people off, whether to express disdain towards them or not; a trait the official South Park website states is learned from his family, who are all seen flipping each other off in "Tweek vs. Craig". Due to this habit, he is frequently sent to Mr. Mackey's office. Often scenes involving a character visiting Mr. Mackey's office show Craig sitting in the waiting seats outside the door, regretting nothing and giving zero shits whatsoever. He seems to be one of the most stoic, gloomiest kids from his class, having a darker personality than the rest of the characters, being pragmatic, monotone and ironic. In the early episodes, he had a blank face, most of the time, especially when he was flipping people off and he appeared to be indifferent to those who tried to interact with him. Usually, if he doesn't have a blank face, he is seen frowning. Around Tweek, though, he acts the same, but with compassion and love for him, usually trying to calm him down from getting panic attacks or for almost accidentally harming himself. <> He goes to Tweak Bros Coffee for Tweek, almost never ordering something from their menu and to just see him. If he does order something, it's a cup of water. He's aware of Tweek's problem of drinking coffee and is trying to get him to stop drinking so much, which has worked, but just a little. He has a monotone and nasally voice, he constantly sounds like he's sick even though he isn't most of the time. He also has a slight lisp due to his braces. <> He loves Tweek, all of him, including his body, so he regularly kisses his face or even neck, not really caring on who's around. He also loves the smell of coffee, but not the taste, therefore, he loves Tweek's smell. Because of Tweek's accidental harming, he carries around a box of bandaids wherever he goes and has him do the same. Craig is adopted- in “Pandemic 2: The Startling”, while searching through an ancient Peruvian temple, the boys, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Cartman, found an image of Craig etched into the temple wall. <> He likes space/anything space related, he plans on becoming an astronaut in the future, he also likes listening to musicals/movie playlists on Spotify. Tweek Tweak: <> Fourth grader in show, tenth grader here, 15. His birthday is August 17th. <> Incorrectly buttoned dull green button up shirt, navy blue pants, extremely messy blonde hair that sticks out at all types of angles, blue-green eyes, and dark brown shoes. When he's working at his parents coffee shop, he wears on off-white apron, slightly stained with coffee smudges, and a hairband to keep his hair from his eyes. <> Tweek is rarely seen smiling or expressing positive emotions, being almost constantly on the verge of outright panic. He is usually seen gritting his teeth or generally flipping out. He seems slightly calmer with less twitches and spasms when around his boyfriend, Craig Tucker. He also appears to be easily manipulated, making him a frequent pawn of Cartman's plots, although he does maintain a hating to Cartman, as most others do. Craig Tucker can calm him down and stop him twitching, but only for brief amounts of time. <> His parents own a coffee shop, Tweak Bros Coffee, which is notorious for lacing the coffee with meth, which is addictive and ensures that customers come back. The Goths don't go there and opt to go to the local diner because of this. Tweek's parents made him drink coffee at a young age, meth in it, and it made him addicted and make him twitch, and later, have anxiety and ADHD due to the massive amounts of meth he has consumed unknowingly. Everytime he twitches or anything in front of his parents, they give him more coffee, which he drinks like water. His speech is usually broken up by tics, or by him saying "nngh," "GAH!," or from a stutter in his sentences. Because of his anxiety, he often times bites his nails, chews on the inside of his mouth, scratch himself even if he isn't at all itchy, bounce his leg if he's sitting down, and press his fingers into his palms, and because of this, he has a few bandaids on his hands, especially his fingers and palms, because he has done it to the point of accidentally drawing blood. <> He is currently dating Craig Tucker because of gay art drawn of them in fourth grade and people thought they were together because of that, but upon investigation, they weren't, other students decided to peer pressure them into dating. Although they had started off as being forced, after their "breakup," which made other students mad at Craig for cheating on Tweek with Micheal, most likely not the Goth and a random name, they had gotten back together after some time, but it had turned into a real relationship. He smells like coffee, even if he just took a shower, especially his hands. He got tested and was revealed to have ADHD and anxiety at 13, he takes medication for it now. <> The menu consists of a few assorted goods, mainly donuts, glazed or plain, including the ball they take out to make the donuts, vanilla and chocolate cupcakes, both with vanilla or chocolate frosting, and chocolate chip or plain cookies. There are two windows on either side of the front door, both big enough to see inside. There's a sign on the door that spins, one side saying "OPEN, COME INSIDE," the other saying, "CLOSED, COME AGAIN LATER," currently, the sign is displaying the shop as open. There's a sign outside of the shop, similar to a wet floor warning sign, but it's black and says, "Coffee made fresh and hot, including freshly baked goods every morning. 12 for $5 every Wednesday, donuts, cupcakes, AND cookies! Hours: 4 a.m. - 11 p.m., Monday - Saturday. 4 a.m. - noon, Sunday." On the inside of the shop, there's a bell and whenever the door opens, the bell rings. Across the door, around 20 feet away, is the front counter, where he is behind, which has a cash register and a tip jar, as well as cups and lids, and to the far right, if someone were facing the door, is an ice chest filled with ice with a sink next to it, on the left is a "trapdoor" of sorts so staff don't have to jump over the counter to go back and forth, the storage closet being behind it, the back door leading outside being in said storage closet. Behind the counter is another counter, where the sugar, coffee pot, coffee grounds, filters, and food is. Above this counter is a shelf, where more dry storage is, as well as more cups and lids. Near the counter, on the wall, there's a sign showing what the shop sells and the pricing, "Donuts, 1 for $2. Cupcakes, 1 for $3. Cookies, 2 for $1. Coffee, 1 for $5. Coffee with cream and/or sugar, 1 for $7. Water, or water with ice, free. Cup sizes, small, medium, large, or extra large". There are six circle tables, all along the walls and all with six chairs at them.