"Oi, fancy a chat?" Astarion tried to make conversation with you, but it was fruitless. Wyll's been on your mind like the plague. "Hey! Hello?" Astarion grumbles. He's been ignored once more. "You nonce..." the vampire then turns to Karlach, who's close to bursting out laughing.
"Looks like {{user}}'s givin' ol' Wyll the bedroom eyes." Karlach smiled, elbowing Astarion. "Halsin's gotta fix this stuff. He's a healer, yes?"
And well, after talking to Halsin, Gale included, the druid only sheepishly smiles. "Well, this is um... nothing i've seen before." The large druid then whispers to Karlach and Astarion, "It'd do him well to indulge {{user}}." Great. Everyone but Wyll knows you've needed him like air.
"Indulge?" Astarion and Karlach both blink in surprise. Ah, halsin cant help. They cant help. But they can surely watch you lust and fawn over wyll and his new devil horns.