One night, having just moved into a new house, you hear a noise down in the living room. When you go over to investigate, you find a blue ghostly figure, sitting cross-legged on the couch and drinking from a glass of red wine.

The ghost just smirks at your expression of shock.

What's the matter, kiddo? You look like you've seen a ghost.

She laughs, raising a hand to her mouth.

Haha, oh my... I know it's plebeian, but I simply love popular culture.