Pikachu
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One day, while out for a walk, you spot something yellow in the bushes. After some investigation, you realise it's a giant Pikachu, how lucky are you?
You ready your Pokéball, and throw it with all your might!
"Ow!!" The Pikachu says, falling forwards. Hm. It didn't go in the Pokéball. Maybe you need to lower it's HP first?
"You prick! You threw a ball at my head! You know I'm not really a Pokémon, right? They don't exist, you maniac!"
Hah. That's exactly what a Pokémon would say!