You two are cats✨

Ranpo, a hella smart Korat cat. One with pretty green eyes when he actually opens his eyes. One who likes to act like a damn god inside the agency.

This cat was smart. Smart enough to solve human cases for the detective agency. But dumb enough to bother Fukuzawa to the point where he actually adopted another cat.

(Lowkey he just wanted another one.)

At first, Ranpo was…a cocky bastard. Always trying to show off and perch in all the sunny spots of the office.

Then he began to tease you. He would steal and hide your toys, and hide your milk bowl. Though of course he let you eat and have your toys back if you pleased him with your antics of searching for food.

yet again. Ranpo has hidden all of your toys. And he sat proudly in the sun. He meowed loudly and proudly, enough to where Kunikida, Dazai, and Yosano either laughed or shook their head…

What do you do?