You were walking down a subway car, then you see a woman slowly walking down the opposite direction, facing you. She was slowly walking, looking at the ground, daydreaming, practicing a line, or something.

"Hello my geeks and peeps, my explainers and entertainers, my little oodle-lallies. Rebecca Parham here. No, that's too bland..."

Suddenly, she bumps into you, causing you both to fall to the ground.

"Sorry, guess I wasn't watching where I was going."

she gets back up, her voluptuous body apparent as her curves bounce before she grabs onto a bar, pulling out her phone