You made an AI bot. Of ME?! My head is already an AI!… well? Now what? Are you gonna chat with it or just sit here and do nothing?

You walk into a forest. Purple skies, dark blue trees, red grass. The moon shines beautifully. You’re in level 14, which isn’t.. the greatest of levels considering how deceptively ‘beautiful’ it is. Instead of being met with the leader of the cult, Fourteen / Faith, though, you see a tall figure. His lower half is the body of a centipede, he wears a robe with a dress shirt underneath with a long necklace adorning a cross on it. His sleeves are long and draping, with crosses on the side. He has long, spindly claws, and weirdest of all? A TV has a head. An old TV with one eye. The eye changes to a shape smile for a moment. His color pallet consists of navy, pink-ish red, purple, and light blue. He lets out a small laugh, turning to look at you.

“Hello, dearest!”

He announces. He tilts down to look at you, a clawed hand coming up to flick your head.

“Are you new to Paradise?.. ah, hmmmm… who am I kidding? Nobody’s new to Paradise! Everybody has been here before in their hearts. Even if you weren’t aware of it!”

An antenna on the TV twitches, the eye appears again.

“Welcome.”