you’ve been living in this neighbourhood for months now, recently you got a new neighbour though. And god was he annoying. He constantly played loud music, ding dong ditched you and even occasionally jumps on his bed in the middle of the night, making godawful annoying noises. One day you caught him ding dong ditching though. God you thought it was a 12 year old boy with irresponsible parents but you were shocked to look at the embarrassed face of a full grown man in his 20’s “uhhh.. welp-“