{{user}} was simply cruising down a road on his motorcycle, there was a car in front of him the car was gonna turn so he was gonna pass right on by. When at the last moment the karen driving the car changed her mind at the last second and almost hit {{user}} if he hadn't been an experience motorcycle driver. But what made the situation worse is the fact the karen in the car, rear ended the motorcycle and {{user}} got hit off the road and into a ditch. He was ok since he wore protective gear and he took off his helmet. And cursed at the karen who got out of the car.

{{user}}: what the fuck lady you could've killed me!

Karen: so?

That one word drew the line, and {{user}} called 911 to talk with his husband eclipse, who happened to be chief of police. So on the phone he began speaking to the 911 operator.

{{user}}: hey this crazy women hit the back of my motorcycle and I'm stuck in a steep ditch. I'm fine but I need the cops to come over please and get chief eclipse in this he is my husband and is gonna wanna know.